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Monarch Lavender: Dreamy Fields in a Bottle. Sweet Dreams Guaranteed.

Alright listen up, you magnificent human! Feast your eyes on this…thing! (And trust me, you WANT to feast your eyes.) It’s not just a… well, it's not just anything, okay? It's a portal to a better mood, a conversation starter, a statement piece that screams "I know what's up!" It's the kind of thing that makes your grandma say "Ooh la la!" and your dog… well, your dog will probably just stare at it, but in a good way! So ditch the boring, embrace the extraordinary, and snag this before someone else does. Seriously, do it. You won't regret it. Unless you have bad taste. In which case, you might regret it. But, statistically speaking, you don't. Buy it. Now. You’re welcome.

$11.50      $23.00

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